I like a night out as much as the next guy, but when you find that you're old enough to be the dad of nearly everyone in the dizzy water watering hole, it sort of puts you off. I'll usually just stick to a night in with the missus while she reads a book or knits, the kids at my feet playing with the train set, or whatever new fangled gadget they have and I'll relax with a single malt dizzy water and Fallout 4. Oh yes, don't forget my aul fart slippers.
