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Offline Brian

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New Virus!
« on: February 03, 2006, 02:45:49 PM »
Has anyone been hit by the new Kama Sutra virus yet?
The LAN's Watch
Data gathers, and now my watch begins.
It shall not end until my downsizing (or I get a better offer.)
I shall take no lunchbreaks, join no user groups, skip no patches.
I shall wear no neckties and win no bonuses.
I shall live and die at my console.
I am the patcher in the darkness. I am the admin of the firewalls. I am the shield that guards the realm of my systems.
I pledge my days and weekends to the LAN?s Watch, for this day and all the days to come.

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New Virus!
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2006, 02:52:14 PM »
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Kama Sutra virus




Ahhhhhhhhhh if only .......... oh to be young again    .. I think I've got Kama Sutra arthritis !



 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2006, 02:58:46 PM »
Oh, have you?



That must be very painfull, thank goodness I'm still WAAY too young to get that kind of old age pensioner disease!  8)



But seriously, its a self-replicating worm that sends itself via email (just like they all do these days) to addresses in your address book, ignoring emails with the substrings such as, norton, microsoft, hotmail and such. Inputs email subject header to be something offering smutty photos and such with the same content in the email body and attacks by deleting files from systems such as Office documents and such.



Here is the definition:



http://www.f-secure.com/v-descs/nyxem_e.shtml
The LAN's Watch
Data gathers, and now my watch begins.
It shall not end until my downsizing (or I get a better offer.)
I shall take no lunchbreaks, join no user groups, skip no patches.
I shall wear no neckties and win no bonuses.
I shall live and die at my console.
I am the patcher in the darkness. I am the admin of the firewalls. I am the shield that guards the realm of my systems.
I pledge my days and weekends to the LAN?s Watch, for this day and all the days to come.

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Kama Sutra arthritis
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2006, 03:06:34 PM »
You don't need to be old to get it - you just need to have been lucky enough to have followed all the relevant instructions -------- over and over and over again :lol:
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« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2006, 03:20:20 PM »
Yeah, I'm sure you do, but I'm also WAAY too innocent to know about such things!  :wink:
The LAN's Watch
Data gathers, and now my watch begins.
It shall not end until my downsizing (or I get a better offer.)
I shall take no lunchbreaks, join no user groups, skip no patches.
I shall wear no neckties and win no bonuses.
I shall live and die at my console.
I am the patcher in the darkness. I am the admin of the firewalls. I am the shield that guards the realm of my systems.
I pledge my days and weekends to the LAN?s Watch, for this day and all the days to come.

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« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2006, 03:21:35 PM »
Aye ... but these young whippersnappers think they know everything ....  Old dogs can still teach them a trick or two .............

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............   errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ..................



well maybe trick is the wrong word !   :lol:  :lol:

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« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2006, 03:23:28 PM »
Don't worry Brian your time will come if you are lucky.  Perhaps bahumbug could mentor you. :oops:
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« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2006, 03:23:36 PM »
My goodness, there must be something going round thats got a potential discussion about a computer virus spirrelling out of all control!!  :lol:
The LAN's Watch
Data gathers, and now my watch begins.
It shall not end until my downsizing (or I get a better offer.)
I shall take no lunchbreaks, join no user groups, skip no patches.
I shall wear no neckties and win no bonuses.
I shall live and die at my console.
I am the patcher in the darkness. I am the admin of the firewalls. I am the shield that guards the realm of my systems.
I pledge my days and weekends to the LAN?s Watch, for this day and all the days to come.

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« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2006, 03:26:48 PM »
This is what happens when they work you so hard - it's hard to climb out of the gutter when that's where you've been trodden into 8)



Best behaviour from now on - maybe
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« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2006, 03:29:39 PM »
That reminds me, I'll have to call into Waterstones sometime this weekend, there was this book my girlfriend told me about, she thought it might be a good read sometime, and she knows how I like a good read...  8)
The LAN's Watch
Data gathers, and now my watch begins.
It shall not end until my downsizing (or I get a better offer.)
I shall take no lunchbreaks, join no user groups, skip no patches.
I shall wear no neckties and win no bonuses.
I shall live and die at my console.
I am the patcher in the darkness. I am the admin of the firewalls. I am the shield that guards the realm of my systems.
I pledge my days and weekends to the LAN?s Watch, for this day and all the days to come.